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You also certify that you are wholly liable for any false disclosures and responsible for any legal ramifications that may arise from reading, viewing or downloading of images or material contained within this web site. Three Way Split or its members can not be held responsible. For anything. Ever.

WARNING
Excessive viewing of this site has been linked to softening of the brain, excessive endorphin production and apparently uncontrollable rhythmic tics completely indistinguishable from dancing. If any of the following symptoms appear, discontinue use immediately and flush brain with copious doses of the music of Slim Whitman.

• unexplained loss of body parts
• inversion of internal organs
• uncontrolled cravings for fiberglass sandwiches
• irrepressible or inappropriate desire to listen to Donnie or Marie Osmond
• line dancing
• migration of sensory organs to inappropriate locations
• reverse evolution

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